Armchair Jesus

I love how we followers of Jesus aka Christians talk about "they," the "world," or the "lost."  We have such confidence.  I love our certainty.  From morality to science to eternal destiny, we got it all figured out.  Our arrogance I mean our self-assurance often reminds me of that guy wearing the team jersey who's a little too old and a little too out of shape but is evidently the most brilliant sports mind in America.  You know the one who is wise beyond his years, experience, and waistline.  Ignore the fact that the height of his athletic achievement involved a red rubber ball and a P.E. teacher.  He's watched enough games, listened to enough sports-talk radio, and managed enough fantasy teams to have a bust in a sports hall of fame.  Play the game?  Why when you can just watch it on tv and eat hot wings all the while.

As I write this a friend of mine is attempting to fall asleep (more like hovering between conscious despair and drug-induced fugue) in the psychiatric hospital he was admitted to a few hours ago.  It only took a month maybe two for his life to come fully unravelled.  His struggles and his traumas are deep-rutted...deep enough...rutted enough that life just ain't worth living.  Armchair Jesus he's desperate for your Christian bookstore cliches.  If only he could be objectified or categorized by you.  Surely there's a book, a sermon, or a Bible verse that could pummel him with judgement.  What would Jesus do?  Nay!  What would Armchair Jesus do?

I think it's time that we who claim to follow Jesus look into our own battered and broken souls and find the humanity that lives in all of us.  I think it's time that we who claim to follow Jesus leverage love instead of legalism.  I think it's time that we who claim to follow Jesus put down the remote, peel off our personalized jerseys, rise up from our armchairs, and pick up a cross.